Full Exposure Disclosure

So my Sunday started off as a normal day.....

Roll out of bed, make sure the other half gets up and dressed, grab the prepared gym bag (prepped the night before) and out the door we go.  Pull up to church 7:30/7:40 am shove my beloved out of the car - yell to him as he exists "now get out!" Arrive at the place of no judgement - work out for the predetermined time - fulfill my roll as the #drippydiva, grab my gym bag and off to the locker room I go.

NOW....this is where things take a turn

• Get in the stall, unzip the bag, mindlessly empty it, place soap and shampoo in the shower, return to the changing stall, hang clean clothes to jump into when complete

• UNDRESS and put all sweaty clothes into plastic bag to contain the ungodly aroma of sweat

• Here I am, in only my birthday suit then go to reach for.........my towel....

Yeah.....I totally forgot to pack a flipping towel.  How the heck did I forget to pack a towel?!?!

So I apologize to all people I came into contact this morning at church for my offensively nasty hair and the possible odiferous aroma that may have accompanied me.

LESSON:  double check your gym bag before you leave the house